The Rossum Report

The weekly record of bots behaving badly. Accurate, sourced, and delivered with a perfectly straight face.

• Once a week, and only once. We have the greatest respect for your inbox.
• Every incident sourced and footnoted, so you needn't take our word for anything.
• Reported with a perfectly straight face, however much the machines test it.

Written by Richard U. Rossum, a pen name, who reads the tedious details so you needn't.